*Puk puk* Hello there! It’s me, Dlbwick, again, with another update!
Spring is upon us, and ol’ Dlbwck knows what Punxsutawney Phil was actually afraid of his living quarters. He put off six more weeks of Spring cleaning. *puk puk!*
Not here, though; the Delta men and alumni banded together on February 5 to get long-overdue projects done. From moving couches to cleaning fireplaces and reorganizing the tool shed to lightening up our bookshelves, we did nearly did it all. *puk!*
Unfortunately, the dump closed at 4, but that didn’t stop us from doing a little more. The young clucks rearranged lounges and empty rooms for more living spaces. Take a look at our gallery, and don’t forget to tip the photographer, me!
*various loud banging noises*
Okay, okay, do you have to make such a ruckus?
The scriptwriter would like to correct the record, that it was, in fact, Ben who took the pictures. *puk!* But it’s all eggs under the hen now. The brothers would like you to know that they hope this becomes a more regular thing and a more regular thing it shall be!
The Alumni Association would like to announce the next Alumni Work Party for:
April 30, 2022 @11am-3pm
For this next work party, we aim to clean and organize Early Childhood Education and the Champagne Room in the basement.
So come one, come all, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org if you are interested in attending. We look forward to seeing you and promise only the finest coffee and donuts Starbucks, and Albertsons can buy!
Edit: Updated next Alumni Work Party date!